diff --git a/src/views/screens/encoding.vue b/src/views/screens/encoding.vue
index 6ef7b10..95288ec 100644
--- a/src/views/screens/encoding.vue
+++ b/src/views/screens/encoding.vue
@@ -85,8 +85,12 @@ export default {
 }
 
 function showNotificationButton () {
-  return ('Notification' in window) &&
-    Notification.permission !== 'granted' &&
-    Notification.permission !== 'denied'
+  return false
+
+  // TODO: fuuuuuuuuuuuuu android, I don't want to spawn notifications from a fucking service worker :<
+
+  // return ('Notification' in window) &&
+  //   Notification.permission !== 'granted' &&
+  //   Notification.permission !== 'denied'
 }
 </script>